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FitTest Victoria (“Service”, “Site”, “we”, “I”, “me”, “us” "Cutie" "Sweetheart") website is managed by Crystal Polson (“I”, “me”). The term “you” refers to any users, visitors and viewers of the Site regardless of their location when using the Service. Before you use this Site, please carefully read the terms, conditions, disclaimers and policies.

By accessing and using this Site, you agree to, and are bound by strong, tight ropes, to all terms and conditions and this privacy policy regardless of whether you have read them. If you disagree with any of these terms, conditions or the privacy policy, the use of this Site is prohibited. I reserve the right to change Terms and Conditions and the Privacy Policy at any time without notice.

You are using this super cool website and all its content of your own free will. If you do not fully agree to these terms, conditions, disclaimers, and policies then please, for the love of trees, do not use the Site or any of its free or paid content. Just close out and move on to another site's privacy policy.

Please read this privacy policy and terms & conditions closely. With a magnifying glass. Or under a microscope. It provides you with the details on how we collect, use, maintain, disclose and process user data on the Site. This policy applies to the Site, all its contents, products, services and links.



Crystal Polson

Mailing address:   12 Natalia Avenue, Oakleigh South, VIC 3167

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By using or otherwise accessing this Site or its content you acknowledge that you accept our privacy policy and practices. You are all in. If you disagree with this statement or are just a generally disagreeable person, please do not use the Site or any of the products or services offered by the Site. We don't need you here. If you have questions about our privacy policy please email me at I would love to chat with you.

If you decide to use the Site and any of its services, products or links, your access is subject to this Privacy Policy. And if you're actually still reading this, good on you.


I (Crystal Polson) fully and thoroughly respect and protect your privacy to the best of my ability. Despite my not knowing ya. All content, links, services and products offered by Fit Test Victoria are provided with the best intentions. But at the end of the day, it's the internet. If you use it, you are putting yourself out there.

When you visit the Site, certain information such as your IP address, time zone, and chocolate chip cookies on your devices may automatically be collected. As you use the Site, we may collect information about the pages you visit, products that you view and search terms that you use. Even thought that may happen, we actually never look at this information. Seriously.


While using the Site, you may provide us with personal identifiers that is used to contact you via email or process payments for products you purchase. Personal identifiers are your name, email address, shipping/billing address and your payment information if you make a purchase.

This Site collects the minimal information needed to allow you to make purchases, improve your experience and stay in touch via email. Collection methods include:


We use Google Analytics to track statistics regarding our users and Site traffic. Your personally identifiable information is NOT transferred from this Site to Google Analytics.


If you ‘subscribe’ to FitTest Victoria by providing an email address to register your interest, and receive updates and content then your name and email address will be collected and stored by our subscription provider, Mailchimp. You may opt-out of email communications at any time by clicking ‘unsubscribe’ at the bottom of every email. We hope don't e-diss us, but you can if you want.


Cookies are data files on your device that may include an anonymous unique identifier. You may set your web browser to refuse cookies or alert you if cookies are being sent. If you choose to do this, some parts of the Site may not function as they should. It will be f***ed.

Log files track Site actions and record data such as your IP address, browser type, internet service provider, referral pages, exit pages and time/date stamps.

Tags, Web Beacons, Pixels. These are used to record information about how you browse the Site. We really have no idea what these are so it's highly unlikely we'll use them to track you.


When you make a purchase (or attempt a purchase) through the Site, we collect your name, billing address, shipping address, credit card information and phone number. Your payment is processed through Stripe which means they will also collect your billing information.


We may use outside vendors, such as Stripe, to sell products and services and process payments. You agree that ANY outside vendors used on the Site may have access to your name, address and payment information. We are not liable for any data breaches that result in loss, damage or other injuries when using outside vendors. We are also not liable if you break a finger while surfing our website.


Third-party vendors typically have their own privacy policies that can be accessed via their websites. You are encouraged to read these outside vendor privacy policies. Have fun.


All reasonable safeguards are used to protect any personal information submitted to us. We abide by appropriate data collection, storage and processing practices to protect against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure or destruction of your personal information, username, password, transaction information and data stored on our Site.

As you probably know, no method of data transmission via the internet is ever completely secure. At some point, we will all succomb to asshole hackers. Therefore, we cannot guarantee absolute security. If there ever is a breach of security, Fit Test Victoria will take commercially reasonable steps to mitigate the breach and make you aware via email.



We only retain your personal data for as long as necessary to satisfy the reason we collected it. This includes for the purposes of legal, accounting or reporting requirements.


We never sell, trade, or rent your personal identifying information to anyone. We may sometimes share general, aggregated data with our business partners, trusted affiliates and advertisers but this information is never linked to personal identifiers. But probably not.

If you choose to interact with us or the Site via any of our social media channels, your interactions are made public (duh).


You may see advertisements and links on our Site that connect to the services and sites of our advertisers, partners, sponsors, licensors and other third parties. Please be aware that we have no control over external content of any of these third parties. They are free to do whatever the heck they want.  Most of these sites, services and third parties have their own privacy policies and terms and conditions. If they don't, they should get some.

Please be aware that whenever you make your personal information available for viewing by third parties (on message boards, in blog comments, through email, chat, etc.) that information may be seen, collected and used by other parties. We are not responsible for any unauthorized use of such information. That's all on you, baby.


You have the right to request access, correction, erasure, restriction, and transfer of your personal data. You also have the right to make a complaint. We can be reached at: Please write: "I AM SO MAD" in the subject line.

If you are a European resident, you have the right to access the personal information we hold on you and to request that your data be corrected, updated or erased. Please note, we process information to fulfill any obligations we may have to you (for example a digital product ordered from the Site) or to pursue any legitimate business interests such as legal, accounting and reporting. Also, your information may be transferred outside of Europe to  Australia.


We have the right to terminate your access to the Site and any of its content at any time and without notice. And by golly... we will exercise that right! We reserve the right to remove any comments, on the Site or any of its affiliated social media sites, that we deem to be inappropriate, offensive or unfunny. This includes malicious comments from so-called internet 'trolls’ and other un-nice people. Just be nice :-).

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